{"product_id":"big-trouble-in-little-mafia","title":"Big Trouble in Little Mafia","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eA sexy, dark romantic comedy with violent shenanigans and a dangerous game of love and lust.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAfter years of dedicating my life to a thankless job, I’m over Corporate America. I’ve endured enough—employees who only cared about my snacks and stress hemorrhoids—and I deserve a summer getaway to turn forty in sunshine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot a syringe to the neck.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe random housesitting opportunity I found is a reminder that “too good to be true” comes with a price.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI never planned to get kidnapped in my bonnet, but what’s an unemployed HR manager to do when two doses of mistaken identity land me in a crime boss’s bed? A fine crime boss with an attitude and a ceiling mirror. I do what anyone would do: turn my lemons into seltz limone e sale and make him pay…literally. I’m enjoying my vacation one way or another, the threat of war with one of Sicily’s biggest mafias be damned.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eBig Trouble in a Little Mafia\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is a standalone dark mafia rom-com about a fed-up heroine and a morally grey cinnamon roll hero with a kill container and a love language of cooking. Deception, secret identities, and a voluntold marriage of convenience weave together in picturesque scenes and a pleasure club for an unexpected happily-ever-after. There’s some unaliving, but we make it funny (and put dogs in bulletproof vests).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ingram","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52902279643418,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0870\/0736\/3354\/files\/254976124.jpg?v=1789668915","url":"https:\/\/afterglowbooksco.com\/products\/big-trouble-in-little-mafia","provider":"Afterglow Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}